hollandoroden:

*KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR*

DO NOT

*PULLS YOU OUT OF BED*

TALK SHIT

*THROWS YOU ACROSS ROOM*

ABOUT AUGUSTUS WATERS 

(via motherfuckingroosterteeth)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via motherfuckingroosterteeth)

  • achievement hunter fan: is that fanart of tuxedo mask or ray
  • achievement hunter fan: fuck it i'll reblog it anyway

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

(via grumpyhuntress)

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

(via juliasdfghjkls)